According to
TMZ, the story that Jamie Lynn Spears had liposuction while pregnant are being denied.
Sources tell TMZ Jamie Lynn Spears is swelling up with anger over one gossip mag's claims she had lipo while pregnant -- so much so that she may take legal action.
We're told the story is "100% NOT true" -- that Jamie Lynn has never had lipo and would "never in her life" do anything like it.
If she said it's 100% Not True, then it's not true. People from Louisianna never lie just like all people from Kansas are left-handed. I read it in the Almanac.
In the latest
Us article, Heidi Montag's mom talks about Spencer Pratt, who supposedly eloped in Mexico with Heidi a couple of weeks ago, but then it turned out to be fake which everyone expected anyway:
"He's manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi," Darlene Egelhoff, 46, told Us in an exclusive interview from her home in Crested Butte, Colorado the day after Montag, 22, blew off Thanksgiving with her family to stay with Pratt in Cabo San Lucas., the site of her Nov. 20 elopement. "I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged."
"Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life," Egelhoff tells Us. "I've been honest with Heidi, and it's caused our relationship to decline. I'm more devastated about that than the marriage, because I'm confident the marriage won't work out."
I'm with Darlene on this one. Everyone on the planet, including retarded people in small South American villages, can see how big of a douchebag Spencer is except Heidi. A lot of people think she's a d-bag too, but I kinda love her. She's pretty, has money, is superficial, has fake tits...everything I want. So Heidi, if you're into losers who mooch off everything and everyone, call me.
Kristen Stewart, who you probably know from Twilight or The Messengers, has been tapped to play Joan Jett in a new movie called The Runaways. Which begs the question, why do people say "tapped" as if you tap the actress on the shoulder and ask, "Hey wanna be in my movie?" I just don't understand some important things like that in this crazy movie business.
Last night, I watched Hellboy for the first time. It was pretty good, but not great. Then today, I see these pictures of Selma Blair walking her dog and I realize what would've made it great. Other than Selma showing her tits. Her dog should've been in it. It has one eye and can kill all the other dogs in the neighborhood probably. Hopefully it's in Hellboy 2.
Oh, Hellboy 2's already out. Nevermind.
Apparently Paris Hilton had a reality show in which she chose a BFF from a group of wannabe bitches. First, I must say...this is on TV, but there was no room for Arrested Development? The world's problems in a nutshell right there.
The girl in the middle is the one who ultimately won. No idea how or why, but her name is Brittany Flickinger. It also seems she has her own BFF clinging to her arm, which is probably pretty annoying. The show was called My BFF, not My BFFF. Umm...
Yesterday, I posted the video of NHL player Sean Avery calling his ex-girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert, his "sloppy seconds" because she dates pretty much everyone in the NHL. She sticks to hockey because she hates black people. Just kidding, she doesn't. Well, she might but the info isn't public.
Anyway, after seeing the pictures below, I can honestly say Sean Avery's sloppy seconds are better than any main meal I've ever had. I'll take it, even with the special sauce on her side.
I don't care if she has to spend a week sleeping in the backyard of the Playboy Mansion, Holly Madison needs to beg Hugh Hefner to take her back. Maybe I'm superficial, but this is just horrible. All of those nights I spent imagining Holly with me only to get this in return? I'm contemplating a lawsuit for emotional stress or trauma or a broken penis even. It's just terrible what she's become.
